The crust on a piece of shit. Metaphorically speaking, the unpleasantly dry surface manifestation of a larger mass of wet excrement.
Philip Hammond, chancellor of the exchequer, is merely the shitcrust on top of a government entirely composed of a stinking pile of shite.
by Rico1971 October 2, 2017
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A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.
Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!
Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.
Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.
by kahlonginth December 31, 2021
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Kayla has been posting about Elizabeth Warren's courageous veracity all week. I'll never understand why she aspires to be such a shitchest.
by ProudBoysOhio February 8, 2017
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"Hey, sorry but I took a crap in your bathroom, do you have any air freshener?"
"No don't worry, you'll only make it smell like shitrus."
"No don't worry, you'll only make it smell like shitrus."
by FRIED CHICKEN ON YO FACE December 22, 2013
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by Spence L Is a D-bag June 17, 2006
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1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.
2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.
2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.
by Snowday February 4, 2009
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