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Shitbits 

Shitbits (n)

Two or more bits of shit. 'nuff said.
Guy: Dude, that salsa's really gonna cause an explosion of shitbits tonight.
Shitbits by danandmash. January 10, 2011

shitbits 

johnny muffro had huge poo like moles on his face! he he
shitbits by Anonymous September 29, 2003

shitbits 

two random freckle-molez on jons face that looknlike bad splashback.
shitbits by Mathhew Ogilavu September 24, 2003

Shitbits 

(Noun) The small toilet paper bits that get stuck in the crack of your ass and only get removed in the shower.
Hey Henry! I took a shower today and you wouldn't believe the number of shitbits I had
Shitbits by Cattard April 4, 2023
A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.
The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!
ShitBit by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Shittits 

1. An sudden exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.
Shittits, I dropped my wallet!

Shittits My wife left me!
Shittits by RustyMember November 21, 2010
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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