Cattard's definitions

Instacartunnel Syndrome

The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.

Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?

I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!

by Cattard April 30, 2020

Shitbits

(Noun) The small toilet paper bits that get stuck in the crack of your ass and only get removed in the shower.

Hey Henry! I took a shower today and you wouldn't believe the number of shitbits I had

by Cattard April 4, 2023

Chana Mana Enema

The process by which a clogged colon is relaxed by shoving Indian food up your butthole to relieve the pressure and thus having a free flowing bowel movement.

Henry hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days so I suggested a Chana Mana Enema to allow him to take a crap.

by Cattard June 21, 2022

Armpitsarbad

A country in the Middle East where people have really bad body odour.

Whew! I think the new guy is from Armpitsarbad! He reeks!

by Cattard May 15, 2022

Live Load

When you have to run to the bathroom so bad because the shit inside you is moving.

Henry, I gotta go to the bathroom. I've got a live load. Is there a door open?

by Cattard July 26, 2019