5 definitions by Cattard
by Cattard May 16, 2022
The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.
Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?
I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!
I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!
by Cattard May 1, 2020
(Noun) The small toilet paper bits that get stuck in the crack of your ass and only get removed in the shower.
by Cattard April 5, 2023
The process by which a clogged colon is relaxed by shoving Indian food up your butthole to relieve the pressure and thus having a free flowing bowel movement.
Henry hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days so I suggested a Chana Mana Enema to allow him to take a crap.
by Cattard June 22, 2022
by Cattard July 26, 2019