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shit tickets 

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Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.
I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
shit tickets by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003
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Shit tickets 

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Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets
Shit tickets by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010
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shit tickets 

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one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
shit tickets by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007
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shitkickers

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A pair of cowboy boots.
John bought himself a new pair of shitkickers at the western wear store.
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Shit Tickets 

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A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.
DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!
Shit Tickets by Slashedace April 23, 2011
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Shit Tickets 

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The common house hold tolite paper
I need to buy more shit tickets
Shit Tickets by Napleo June 9, 2009
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swamp dog

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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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aired 

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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun 

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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