ShitTickets

Another ridiculous word to use when talking about toilet paper.

Hey, I'm stuck on the toilet & we're all out of SHITTICKETS!!!

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shit tickets

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

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Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

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one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

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John bought himself a new pair of shitkickers at the western wear store.

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A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

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The common house hold tolite paper

I need to buy more shit tickets

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