Shit i need to take a fuck

when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016

"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"

Shit i need to take a fuck by catchinggold October 5, 2018

shit i dunno 

A word used if the answer to a question is unknown.

-How long that nigga get?
-Shit I dunno

shit i dunno by middlefinga March 24, 2006

shit i farted 

2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.

2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.

1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.

1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted

shit i farted by fruitermelon January 16, 2010

SHIT I'M COMING 

It means that the man do it HARDER,FASTER AND MORE POWERFUL THAN EVERY MAN CAN'T DO IT.And the the girl said:SHIT I'M COMING.

David:*do it real good*
Sarah:SHIT I'M COMING
Timmy:honey i'm hom-
Sarah and David:*get covered by a white thing*
Sarah:i-i can explain
Timmy:*tears drop*

SHIT I'M COMING by Mamanams July 25, 2021

Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.)

The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.

This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.

I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.

Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."

Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."

Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*

Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021

Funniest shit i've ever seen 

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

Funniest shit i've ever seen by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

Fuck this shit I'm out 

When shit gets confusing, people tend to sing this upon exiting the room.

Man Number 1: *starts talking about computer stuff*
Man Letter A: *singing* FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!

Fuck this shit I'm out by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016