Shit-Faced Cockmaster

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/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

Shit-Faced Cockmaster by Coolio January 16, 2004

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Shit Faced Cock Master

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.

"Terrance, you are such a shit faced cock master"

Shit Faced Cock Master by Jägermeister February 19, 2004

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shit face cockmaster

the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up

fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face

shit face cockmaster by ed is awesome June 18, 2008

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shit faced cock master

someone who is an ugly person, and also likes to suck the cock, usually really good at it, making them a master!

aw, man, ur such a shit faced cock master!

shit faced cock master by Iworshiprodneymullen August 17, 2003

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Shit Face Cock Master

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri

Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master

Shit Face Cock Master by Rob August 22, 2003

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shit face cock master

Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time

Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night

shit face cock master by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005

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Shit Face Cock Master

Kevin- a guy that goes to high school with me. hes a real duche.

Kevin is a shit face cock master

Shit Face Cock Master by J-Sizzle April 21, 2004

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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