Coolio's definitions

Leo

The coolest guy ever he has sex every single day with countless women (hot women).

Wow Leo is the fucking coolest guy ever!

by Coolio November 10, 2004

check wipe

the act of wiping your ass due to a feeling of anal moistness most likely caused by a poor wipe job from a dump taken earlier in the day

"dude, if you're feeling itchy, I would do a check wipe before we tee off in this 95 degree heat..."

by coolio January 10, 2005

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004

crackhead

dope addict - will reproduce to create crackbabies

That crackhead Latisha went and had a crackbaby in between fixes.

by Coolio October 2, 2003

JFK

to have or inflict a massive head wound

That motherfucker tried to JFK me so I cut him up.

by Coolio October 2, 2003

virus

A computer disease that is created by 35 year old fat men who still haven't moved out of there mother's basement.

Atheists make viruses.

by coolio October 16, 2003

roulston

The name of people, you don't wanna mess with.

That there is, George Roulston's house, don't mess with him!

by Coolio September 10, 2003