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shit you not
• I shit you not
• I shit you not one cent
• think you the shit bitch you not even the fart
• you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit
• I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED
• If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit
• shit you
• shit you get for crap these days
• shit you up
A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!
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James: No way, they only met a week ago.
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James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!
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Get the I Shit You Not mug.A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the preceding perceived assertion or premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.
You: Idaho is a state in the USA? You're shitting me!
Them: I shit you not! It's a state!
You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.
Them: You're shitting me.
You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.
Them: I shit you not! It's a state!
You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.
Them: You're shitting me.
You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.
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