Shit tasking

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You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.

Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job

Shit tasking by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018

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Shit talking

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Shit talking by anonymous June 24, 2021

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shit-talking

A conversation where someone says a lot of bad things about something or somebody.

There ain't nothing but a bunch of shit-talking going on over there.

shit-talking by Paco Rivera March 16, 2005

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weak shit-talking

A weak attempt at trying to portray coolness by being funny at another person's expense; typically attempted by trustafarians; often accompanied by the douche chills.

When a member of a fantasy football league insults another participant by saying in a pre-season email, "I am surprised
he even knows what football is," the rest of the league responds, "Now that's some weak shit-talking."

weak shit-talking by D-Chills July 9, 2009

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Shit Talking

When people (who either have no life, are jealous, or just completely pathetic) take part in the action of stating negative, rumored, or exaggerated stories about someone else in order to make themselves in turn feel better by making the other person look worse when in actuality the person being shit talked about is most likely a better person.

Ian said to Jacob "dude, Brit is applying to a historically black college so he can get a scholarship and start a future for himself by joining ROTC and becoming one of the brave men that defend our country, how f*cking lame" I.e. Ian is shit talking

Shit Talking by Cev15 January 8, 2016

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shit talking

Shit talking occurs when people have too much free time (see: not having a life) and make up rumors or put down others, whether they are enemies, friends, or just random people.

Those shit talking scumbags just wasted a whole five minutes of my life complaining about someone who I could really give a shit less about.

shit talking by definingmyworld November 3, 2008

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Shit talking

When you say bad stuff about people behind their back

Jedd: Ye Steve just hooks up with girls and claims it he's so arrogant
Everyone Else: Jedd stop Shit talking

Shit talking by Yello H March 10, 2015

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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