deep throat

The best fucking skill ever!

I never knew my girlfriend could deep throat, god what an awesome surprise.

by definingmyworld September 23, 2008

not having a life

Not having a life is a sad yet common downfall of many people and hopefully someday they will get off their asses and find one.

Person 1: Hey, what do you call writing definitions about people you don't like on urban dictionary?

Person 2: Immature? Stupid?

Person 1: Close! Not having a life!

Person 2: That was my next guess.

by definingmyworld September 23, 2008

hate

Hate is an evil thing that encompasses the souls of the weak. Usually due to jealousy, anger, guilt, or boredom. People that are jealous, angry, or hostile are often referred to as "haters".

I love my hater blockers.

by definingmyworld September 23, 2008

marriage

A failing institution people believe will seal their love for each other, or help cut their taxes.

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes debt, arguing, divorce.

by definingmyworld September 23, 2008

twop

To backhand along the temple.

Shut up before I twop you.

by definingmyworld September 23, 2008

wireless mouse

The stupidest fucking invention ever because it runs on batteries and dies too quick, causing you to slam it repeatedly until its broken and all there's left to slam is your head into the desk.

I have no incentive to go get a real computer mouse because I have this useless wireless mouse with dead batteries right here.

by definingmyworld September 23, 2008

Brandi

An all around awesome kind of girl. When girls are jealous of Brandis, they often express hostility because they are not up to par. The thing about Brandi is that she still keeps her cool and is pretty fun to be with.

I wish I was drinking some brandy with Brandi right now.

by definingmyworld September 23, 2008