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shit pussy

A gay man's anus, used in reference to sexual activity and analagous to a woman's vagina.
Fuck my virgin shit pussy, you hung stud!
shit pussy by Hookerlover July 9, 2004

Shit Pussied

To become so excessively drunk that a woman actually defecates in her pants, and it slides into her vagina
"girl, i drank way too much last night, i was totally shit pussied"
Shit Pussied by June0510 August 14, 2009

Dip Shit Pussy Bitch 

What you say when you couldn't care less about the person talking, or if they are just so goddamn stupid they should screw a goat at a zoo. No comeback has ever been invented to combat this insult.
Teacher: Remember, Pythagoras' theorum is c2=a2+b2

Student: Pythagoras has an ass in his books!

Teacher: WHAT WAS THAT?

Student: Fuck you goddamn dip shit pussy bitch!!!

Teacher: ...
Dip Shit Pussy Bitch by J03pH1SH November 14, 2009

Shit pussy

When a Girl wipes her ass towards her vagina and leaves clumps of shit in it.
Oh shit girl. I need to start wiping the other way because I got me a serious case of Shit Pussy. Ps. You got a nappy ass weave.
Shit pussy by clomeango duparieto January 27, 2008

Shark shit pussy 

A women's vagina is so unpleasant in odor, it smells similar to as if a dead fish was digested and shit out of a shark.
That bitch was straight recking on like some, shark shit pussy!
Shark shit pussy by Littlet831 July 10, 2016

Shit Pussy Posse 

A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.
Don’t use that shower, it belongs to the Shit Pussy Posse
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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