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shit lag

When you move time zones and your shitting schedule is thrown off for weeks, due to the time change. It is similar to jet lag, but it is much more difficult to recover from.
Man, it's been a month since I moved from NY to TX, and my shitting schedule is still off. I just can't get into a normal routine. I'm suffering from a severe case of shit lag.
by warspreadeagle September 5, 2013
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shit lag

similar to jet lag, but regarding faeces and the irregularity of bowl dropping
man #1 - hey man. i've just had 28 shits in just two and a half days and before that i hadn't had one in months.
by stoive March 7, 2005
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Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later
Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!
by happycaptain February 2, 2024
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lag hit up shit

Something you say to someone when they’re totally lagging and destroy you
Xbox messages:
Fuck you r fucking gay lag hit up shit”
bro what?”
by ooaz March 13, 2022
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Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.
Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?
by KMH123 September 28, 2013
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shit lagoon

That shit lagoon by Andy's sthinks like Hell!
by Panda March 20, 2004
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laggy as shit

While you're in a videochat and someone becomes really laggy, meaning falling behind in movement, or progress. They are so laggy that the other person can not interpret what the person they are videochatting with are saying, and may not even be able to see them. It's fucking annoying as shit. You may feel the urge to kick someone in the nuts.
Justin said, "Bro, you're laggy as shit I can't see you at all what the fuck. I'm leaving this videochat."
by Sir Idontgiveafuck April 7, 2011
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