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When you move time zones and your shitting schedule is thrown off for weeks, due to the time change. It is similar to jet lag, but it is much more difficult to recover from.

Man, it's been a month since I moved from NY to TX, and my shitting schedule is still off. I just can't get into a normal routine. I'm suffering from a severe case of shit lag.

shit lag by warspreadeagle September 5, 2013

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shit lag

similar to jet lag, but regarding faeces and the irregularity of bowl dropping

man #1 - hey man. i've just had 28 shits in just two and a half days and before that i hadn't had one in months.

shit lag by stoive March 7, 2005

Related Words

shit lagoon • shitlagged • Shitlag • lag hit up shit • laggy as shit • shitlag/shitlagging • shitlagmite • shit • shit show • shit cunt

Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

Shit lag by happycaptain February 2, 2024

lag hit up shit

Something you say to someone when they’re totally lagging and destroy you

Xbox messages:
“Fuck you r fucking gay lag hit up shit”
“bro what?”

lag hit up shit by ooaz March 13, 2022

Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.

Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?

Shit Lagged by KMH123 September 28, 2013

shit lagoon

A sewage pond.

That shit lagoon by Andy's sthinks like Hell!

shit lagoon by Panda March 20, 2004

laggy as shit

While you're in a videochat and someone becomes really laggy, meaning falling behind in movement, or progress. They are so laggy that the other person can not interpret what the person they are videochatting with are saying, and may not even be able to see them. It's fucking annoying as shit. You may feel the urge to kick someone in the nuts.

Justin said, "Bro, you're laggy as shit I can't see you at all what the fuck. I'm leaving this videochat."

laggy as shit by Sir Idontgiveafuck April 7, 2011

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026