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Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator
Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?
by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025
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SHIT GOOSING

The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.
Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.

Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.
by Jetmortive May 4, 2025
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Shigooning

A combination of taking a massive shit and gooning which shit comes out. If done correctly, both bodily excrement are released simultaneously.
Ethan hadn't taken a dump in 5 days to save up for a massive shigooning session.
by D1SHIGOONER March 13, 2025
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