Shit cum

You shit on her chest well cumming in her eye
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shitting cum

Pooping out semen after being butt-fucked.
Anna was totally shitting cum last night after the three-way.
by Anna<3'scock123 January 28, 2016
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This shit cums

When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it
Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums
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shit-cum

You're sitting in church four days later, and you think you're farting, but it's really shit-cum. And those are your Sunday pants too. Damn.
by Mike Sater September 15, 2006
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Shit-cum count

The amount of shitting and cumming that has been done up to that point in the day.
Can we get a shit-cum count? - Alex
2-1 - Tony
4-0 - Alfred
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shit and cum

the action on pooping from asshole and ejaculation on men i mean u fucking sus nigga omg
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