Shit beans

the opposite of cool beans
used when something doesnt go your way; used for something relatively small or something that doesnt have a huge impact on life

"ah shit beans i stubbed my toe", "shit beans they scored"

Shit beans by sharky20 May 30, 2007

shit beads 

Similar to dingleberry, shit beads are toilet paper and feces stuck together that hang or fall off from the anus.

Look at those shit beads that came out of my ass and fell on the floor!

shit beads by Francis Gaus December 21, 2004

Shit bean 

Harley Quinn’s shit since all she eats are beans so her shit is literally a bean shit.

Harley: I eat so many beans that my shit is literally a Shit bean.

Shit bean by BeanMaster42069 August 21, 2020

shit bean 

someone from oregon. totally replaceable with oregonian, oregoner, oregonite, oregano, and shitbean.

1-man, dude, ponch is such a fucking shitbean. look at the shit bean over there, being all shitbeany.
2-oregon is full of shitbeans.
3-'shitbean'. hahahahah.

shit bean by pe to the ter January 26, 2005

Shit bean 

Someone with a shitty Fanny or personality

Your such a shit bean

Shit bean by Coolked798 April 21, 2019

Bean dip shit 

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

Bean dip shit by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021

shitbean 

1. An ignorant person
2. (s!!) an exclamation of suprise/excitement etc.
3. Those little bits that cling to your bum

1. The shitbean gave me DECAF instead of Regular
2. Shitbeans!! I won the lottery!
3. Its times like these I wish I had a bidet.

shitbean by spasticism August 23, 2003