Shit a buck 

Inspired by a typo in the caption of a newspaper picture about deer hunting (shot vs shit), it has come to mean taking a massive dump.

"Oh, man...I've been backed up, but now I feel like I just shit a buck."

Shit a buck by Muskrat Proposal August 8, 2010

shit in a bucket 

When something is crap

Well that’s a bit shit in a bucket

shit in a bucket by Youforreal April 8, 2018

Sweet Shit in a Bucket 

To express surprise or discomfort at a situation.

'Sweet Shit in a Bucket' is a dirty remark that is mostly used by people in the U.K when upset.

"Sweet Shit in a Bucket!" "How dare you leave that dildo on the steps of a Muslim Mosque... go take it in and throw it at them!"

Sweet Shit in a Bucket by [e-mail] September 12, 2006

As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket 

an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.

Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!

As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008

shit fuck in a piss bucket 

I don't really know, but it came out of my mouth one day for some reason and now I say it all the time.

me- gimme a smoke, dude
P.-that was the last one, fool
me- SHIT FUCK IN A PISS BUCKET, MOTHERFUCKER!

shit fuck in a piss bucket by Joe July 15, 2004

fell into a bucket of shit 

A contraction of "fell into a bucket of shit and came out smelling like a rose." meaning I was very lucky.

To experience unusually good fortune.

"Hey brah, you sure got a great job."

"Yeah, I fell into a bucket of shit."

fell into a bucket of shit by Austin Mack July 20, 2006

Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket 

When a particularly fat and ugly person wears clothes that are far too small, resulting in an overflow of fat and flesh spilling out of the clothes.

Gained some weight?! Hell, she looks like Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket!"

Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket by Twitchyboy December 30, 2010