Shit Swipe

when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a shit swipe is in need. When you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and "swipe" the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.

That shit i just took was so large, i had to shit swipe.

by billy dave April 17, 2009

shit swipe

i'm wiping my credit card on my asshole
that way when i go to buy stuff i'll leave my
shit stain on the credit card machine after
it is swiped....
then when everyone uses the same machine will
get my shit on their card...
and eventually on their hand...
when they start eating food
it'll be my shit on their hands...
and into their fuckin mouth

my shit swipe is contagious

by eazy-X March 6, 2008

Salem Shit Sniper

a douchebag that goes into a men's bathroom and opens the closed door of a stall that's in use then punches the user in the nose and takes over the toilet for themselves
often occuring in the Salem area

"David was backing out a semi when Arthur pulled a mean
Salem shit sniper on him, bloodied his nose and stole the crapper right out from under him"

by J.P. Bottompig III December 17, 2010

Shit sniper

When you take a shit in someones deer blind because they took your huntin spot

They call me the shit sniper because i shit in thagt dudes pop up blind that sat in my spot.

by captainhook105 November 16, 2020

Sniper shit

When having to take a large, potentially smelly shit, the act of using another person's bathroom to drop a deuce, which prevents bad smells in your own Works best in a dorm, frat house, or small apartment setting. Usually done covertly, like a sniper, so one is not caught before, during, or after the act.

Past tense: Sniper shat

After eating JT's Mexican food, I decided to sniper shit in the 4th floor bathroom.

by MikePKP February 25, 2005

shitwipe

A variation of the term "asswipe" In which you are referring to someone as:
1. A complete asshole
2. A material used to wipe excretion from the anus. see asswipe, shitsleeve, ass-garb ect.

Yesterday this total shitwipe punched me in the face for no reason.

by Thomas Cripe September 19, 2005