captainhook105's definitions

Cougar pelt

When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt

Hey jon want to see my cougar pelt collection?

by captainhook105 November 17, 2017

Barbucoonin

When you fire a grenade launcher at a building full of dirty coons and watch it burn to the ground

Hey jim are you ready barbucoonin season to start?

by captainhook105 November 14, 2020

The Dean of dicking

When you give a girl the long stroke and procees to bruise her cervix but she still comes back aggressively for more

Hey have you ever been plowed by cody before? Because i heard hes the dean of dicking?

by captainhook105 November 16, 2020

Butter cavity

A cave of meat folds that is very accepting of butter.

I want you to destroy my butter cavity

by captainhook105 August 10, 2023

Sweet and sour alley cat

A term used in the 70's meaning to eat out a red head

Hey bro i just had some sweet and sour alley cat

by captainhook105 November 9, 2022

Shit sniper

When you take a shit in someones deer blind because they took your huntin spot

They call me the shit sniper because i shit in thagt dudes pop up blind that sat in my spot.

by captainhook105 November 16, 2020

Dusty depot

An old womans pussy

I just took a visit to the Dusty depot

by captainhook105 December 23, 2017