Shit Splits 

The feeling you get when you first know you need to shit.

Uh-oh I have shit splits!

Shit Splits by Livbobbi November 18, 2004

shit splitter 

A gay man's appendage.

I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.

shit splitter by udontnome June 10, 2009

shit splitter 

name for a string bikini or butt thong that is cutting into a woman's ass so bad it would split her shit in two.

Check out the shit splitter that babe is wearing.

shit splitter by west texan August 2, 2006

Shit Split

Someone's butt crack.

He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.

Shit Split by King Skelvis May 2, 2014

shit split

The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.

Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.

shit split by Misc Man January 3, 2008

Shit Split

When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.

Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!

Shit Split by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011

Iphone shit split 

When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.

I was running a train and gave that bitch an iphone shit split

Iphone shit split by Bigdaddyd1990 June 6, 2016