Shit Splits
Shit Splits by Livbobbi November 18, 2004
Words you can keep
shit splitter
I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.
shit splitter by udontnome June 10, 2009
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shit splitter
name for a string bikini or butt thong that is cutting into a woman's ass so bad it would split her shit in two.
shit splitter by west texan August 2, 2006
Shit Split
He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.
Shit Split by King Skelvis May 2, 2014
shit split
The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.
shit split by Misc Man January 3, 2008
Shit Split
Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!
Shit Split by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011
Iphone shit split
When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.
Iphone shit split by Bigdaddyd1990 June 6, 2016
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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