udontnome's definitions

shit splitter

A gay man's appendage.

I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.

by udontnome June 10, 2009

Stink Wiener

The "pitcher" in a gay relationship.

There goes Willy, I be he's a "stink wiener".
Damn, that dude got a mad case of the "stink wiener".

by udontnome June 10, 2009

Hung Fu

Hanging yourself from a rope that is tied to your nutts and your neck. Auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong. Very dangerous, don't try it!

David Carradine, star of the TV series "Kung Fu" was found dead in his hotel room closet, hanged with a rope attached from his genitals to his neck, cause of death "Hung Fu".

by udontnome June 10, 2009