Shit Shuff 

When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.

Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!

Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.

Shit Shuff by The Big Bad Brandon December 8, 2009

Deadleg shit shuffle 

The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.

I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!

Deadleg shit shuffle by Mjolnir12982 August 18, 2016

Shit shuffle 

The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.

I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.

Shit shuffle by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013

Oh shit shuffle 

The act of running from the police to avoid arrest

During my search, I found a baggie of Meth in his pocket and he did the oh shit shuffle southbound on main St

Oh shit shuffle by 132_and_bush June 27, 2016

shit shuffle 

when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs

'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'

shit shuffle by outofthewoods90 January 11, 2009

Shit Shuffle 

A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.

“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”

Shit Shuffle by PeePeeMustard January 19, 2021

Shit Shuffle 

The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.

“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”

“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”

“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”

Shit Shuffle by Giveupcontrol September 19, 2022