Shit Pickles 

A profanity term used when describing a situation of doubt. Pickles are generally ugly, salty, and not particullary liked. Shit is used as an adjective to describe th worst of the worst. Commonly used inplace of holy shit o shit ect...

"O shit pickles, my WOW account was just hacked"

Shit Pickles by calroc October 27, 2009

Shit Pickles

Just another way to say FUCK!.

Shit Pickles!!! I forgot my purse.

Shit Pickles by Lisa11knot March 18, 2026

shit pickle 

1) Derogatory name for the slasher movie "Jack-o" (2005). Mention of the word "shit pickle" in the DVD's commentary caused the director to leave the room.

2) Cartoon character created by Mike Matei and voiced by James Rolfe ("Angry Nintendo Nerd"). Shit Pickle is best friends with Dick Pickle and Tit Pickle.

"We discussed this commentary before we ever got into this and you specifically stated you would not make any reference to the shit pickle comment. (...) OK, I know, and you laughed your ass off and you told me you were laughing when you said shit pickle! As a matter of fact, you said shit pickle more than once!! You said that's so funny!! Shit pickle!! Shit pickle!!!"

shit pickle by Simmerl October 18, 2007

SHIT PICKLER

A person who retains s*** on another person to use as leverage in an argument later down the line which has no relevance.
They have nothing else to attack a person with apart from that 'same old s***'.

What they do not understand is s*** will always be s*** no matter how long it's pickled

"Oh my god, why are you behaving like a shit pickler? It's not relevant anymore get over it Fred"

"Lucy, did he hear Julius starting an argument again with Poppy? I couldn't believe it, bringing up that old fake news, does he not realise that s*** will always be s*** no matter how old it is?"
"Yeah but come on Louise we all know he's the biggest shit pickler around here"

'Stop pickling s*** it's boring get something more relevant jeez'

SHIT PICKLER by P_______A June 3, 2023

shit pickle 

A turd left in the toilet.

OK, who left the shit pickle in the punch bowl again!

shit pickle by Digger September 21, 2005

shit pickle 

nomenclature for a rough situation in life, similar to a pickle in baseball.

"Precious got her car stuck in a ditch."

"Wow, sounds like she got herself into a real shit pickle."

shit pickle by tystroh November 3, 2009

shit pickle fart fucking 

Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.

We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!

shit pickle fart fucking by senior bitch mittens November 2, 2013