Shit Pickles

A profanity term used when describing a situation of doubt. Pickles are generally ugly, salty, and not particullary liked. Shit is used as an adjective to describe th worst of the worst. Commonly used inplace of holy shit o shit ect...

"O shit pickles, my WOW account was just hacked"

by calroc October 27, 2009

shit pickle

1) Derogatory name for the slasher movie "Jack-o" (2005). Mention of the word "shit pickle" in the DVD's commentary caused the director to leave the room.

2) Cartoon character created by Mike Matei and voiced by James Rolfe ("Angry Nintendo Nerd"). Shit Pickle is best friends with Dick Pickle and Tit Pickle.

"We discussed this commentary before we ever got into this and you specifically stated you would not make any reference to the shit pickle comment. (...) OK, I know, and you laughed your ass off and you told me you were laughing when you said shit pickle! As a matter of fact, you said shit pickle more than once!! You said that's so funny!! Shit pickle!! Shit pickle!!!"

by Simmerl October 18, 2007

shit pickle

A turd left in the toilet.

OK, who left the shit pickle in the punch bowl again!

by Digger September 21, 2005

shit pickle

nomenclature for a rough situation in life, similar to a pickle in baseball.

"Precious got her car stuck in a ditch."

"Wow, sounds like she got herself into a real shit pickle."

by tystroh November 3, 2009

shit pickle

After a man is finishing up pounding dat ass and pulls his dick out and it's covered in shit. He now has himself a shit pickle!

I was tapping that ass so hard I pulled out with a shit pickle.

by shitpickles June 8, 2014

Shit Pickle

a guy's tool after a messy "backdoor session" with either the male or female persuasion.

"Dude, Darrel passed out at the party, and Gary dipped his pen in Darrel's company ink!"

"What the fuck man, what was he thinking, that's gross! I bet Gary had a real shit pickle after that!"

"No doubt! That's exactly how I got my nickname, 'Vlasic'!!!"

"Yeah, well, you're a full blown fag then and your mom calls me 'Clausen'."

by J. B. R. October 21, 2008

shit pickle

wen u take such a big shit that ur body becomes a pickle. rare but lethal disease.

OMFG IM A SHIT PICKLE!

by shit pickle man June 23, 2008