Shit Meal 

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.

1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.

Shit Meal by Barnanaman July 19, 2024

shit your meal

verb; 1. to relieve one's meal through excretory means.
2. to be so afraid one shits themself.
3. a common phrase used in 90's rap describing the action of beating the 'meal' out of someone.

1. "Oh my god, Marie, you scared me so badly I shit my meal!"
2. While watching Saw V, Lauren became so frightened she unwillingly shit her meal.
3. After being mercilessly beaten by Maggie, you shit your meal.

shit your meal by mejinkel January 19, 2009

made that shit my meal 

a saying used to refer to a task or assignment that was completed successfully

“I just aced my Chem test. I really made that shit my meal.”

made that shit my meal by anonymous May 24, 2023

Shit in my Happy Meal

When something happens in your life that's so bad its like getting a fresh delicious Happy Meal when you're starving to death opening the bag and seeing a big wad of shit on top!

Falling down the up escalator was a Shit in my Happy Meal

Shit in my Happy Meal by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009

shitmealcumpie 

When someone takes two fresh shit patties and hammers them flat in seran wrap. Then crams them into a center of a heap of hot semen. After crafting the sandwich they chill it in the freezer and serve it as a dessert.

Last night Jerald decided to eat a shitmealcumpie for dessert.

shitmealcumpie by Diarrhea Lord April 21, 2024