verb; 1. to relieve one's meal through excretory means.
2. to be so afraid one shits themself.
3. a common phrase used in 90's rap describing the action of beating the 'meal' out of someone.
1. "Oh my god, Marie, you scared me so badly I shit my meal!"
2. While watching Saw V, Lauren became so frightened she unwillingly shit her meal.
3. After being mercilessly beaten by Maggie, you shit your meal.
When something happens in your life that's so bad its like getting a fresh delicious Happy Meal when you're starving to death opening the bag and seeing a big wad of shit on top!
When someone takes two fresh shit patties and hammers them flat in seran wrap. Then crams them into a center of a heap of hotsemen. After crafting the sandwich they chill it in the freezer and serve it as a dessert.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!