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Shit Hitter 

Someone who enters a fast food establishment for the sole purpose of using their public restroom.

Very similar to a shit & run, but you actually make it into the toilet in a very respectable manner like a big boy goes.
McDonald's had to hire extra janitors just to deal with all the shit hitters coming off of I-5 on their long bumpy car rides to buttfuck Egypt.
Shit Hitter by Wyatt Junker November 2, 2010
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When lovers engage in doggy-style then the person in back inserts the finger in the anus and then wipes the finger across the upper lip of the partner.
I was slammin' it hard, slipped her a finger and gave her the Shit Hitler! Awwww!!!! Daammmnnnn!!!!
shit hitler by RFloyd September 23, 2007

Hitler Shit. 

When you go for a dump in a public toilet but there’s no lock on the door, so you resort to keeping people out by pressing your outstretched arm against the door preventing it from opening.

Resembles a Nazi salute, more prominent whilst trying to wipe your arse.
Mate there was no lock on the bog door, had to hold it shut whilst squeezing my head., looked like a Nazi salute.

Ah yes the good old Hitler Shit.
Hitler Shit. by Blumpkin2000 February 4, 2020

hotter than shit sauce

Phrase used to describe the unbearable heat one must endure when there is either no air conditioning or the air conditioner is broken.
This fucking office is hotter than shit sauce.

hotter than dog shit in a skillet 

That sun is making me hotter than dog shit in a skillet.

shithattery 

comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery
99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911

"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery

Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"

Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."

shitchitter 

A person who:
1) chats shit (talks alot about nothing, or starts pointless and irrelavent conversations of vague meaning shit-chit)

2) is renown for their obssesive lying (also refered to as chitshitter - chat-shitter )
1.) ur sum shitchitter, ur always chatting shit!!
2.) dis chic's/breda's always shitchitting in my ears!
shitchitter by looney December 29, 2003