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Definitions by Blumpkin2000

Put some deodorant on you swelt!!
Swelt by Blumpkin2000 April 26, 2023

Hitler Shit. 

When you go for a dump in a public toilet but there’s no lock on the door, so you resort to keeping people out by pressing your outstretched arm against the door preventing it from opening.

Resembles a Nazi salute, more prominent whilst trying to wipe your arse.
Mate there was no lock on the bog door, had to hold it shut whilst squeezing my head., looked like a Nazi salute.

Ah yes the good old Hitler Shit.
Hitler Shit. by Blumpkin2000 February 4, 2020

Greggs Troupe 

Named after a shop specialising in high calorie baked goods, pies, sausage rolls, cakes.

A group of ladies of the larger variety, usually friends, hanging out together/hitting bars and clubs. Being loud, obnoxious, over the top laughing.
Fuck sake, I see the Greggs Troupe have walked in.
Greggs Troupe by Blumpkin2000 November 29, 2017