Shit Fluke
Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.
Shit Fluke by DeathPunchMonkey February 4, 2021
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Frosted Shit Flakes by Jesus Cristos August 22, 2007
Shit Flake Ballet
Shit flake ballet is a toilet based scene created by a person with hillbilly mentality and severe self-inflicted bowel issues. A person engaged in the generation of this scene initially drops a half liquid shit flake mix out of his ass into a toilet. He then proceeds to gently stir the bowl of shit flakes with his semi hard cock, until the entire universe of shit flakes is dancing around the bowl in a harmonious and theatrical fashion.
Shit Flake Ballet by Höegardener October 18, 2010
Shitflake
The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.
Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004
Shitfluencer
Person who seeks to and becomes an influencer by explaining shallow points in a subject with the goal of gaining authority, then spreading largely bullshit about said subject.
Shitfluencers typically later engage in trashing or trolling the subject they shitfluence on.
Shitfluencers typically later engage in trashing or trolling the subject they shitfluence on.
Erik and Roger are shitfluencers who raised to fame promoting Bitcoin. Then they trashed and trolled Bitcoin with Bcash and promoting false "babies will die" narratives.
Shitfluencer by TokenHash August 23, 2019
Shitflakes
1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.
1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.
2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.
3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.
2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.
3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.
Shitflakes by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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