Shit Fluke 

Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.

Abel did you know that last night you were sleep walking and did a shit fluke on the kitchen floor?

Shit Fluke by DeathPunchMonkey February 4, 2021

shit flakes

when you go to use the toilet after someone took a dump & didnt double flush, & shit particles are floating around.

"damn meg, did you just take a dump? you forgot to finish flushing, now there's shit flakes floating around"

shit flakes by 40zN9z September 6, 2009

Frosted Shit Flakes

Pieces of fecies that gather at the bottom of the toilet. I'm talkin bout that 2nd flush crew.

Sorry bro, but i took a nasty ass dump and left some frosted shit flakes.

Frosted Shit Flakes by Jesus Cristos August 22, 2007

Shit Flake Ballet 

Shit flake ballet is a toilet based scene created by a person with hillbilly mentality and severe self-inflicted bowel issues. A person engaged in the generation of this scene initially drops a half liquid shit flake mix out of his ass into a toilet. He then proceeds to gently stir the bowl of shit flakes with his semi hard cock, until the entire universe of shit flakes is dancing around the bowl in a harmonious and theatrical fashion.

It's the Shit Flake Ballet, baby! Nanananananaaanaa

Shit Flake Ballet by Höegardener October 18, 2010

Shitflake 

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

Shitfluencer 

Person who seeks to and becomes an influencer by explaining shallow points in a subject with the goal of gaining authority, then spreading largely bullshit about said subject.

Shitfluencers typically later engage in trashing or trolling the subject they shitfluence on.

Erik and Roger are shitfluencers who raised to fame promoting Bitcoin. Then they trashed and trolled Bitcoin with Bcash and promoting false "babies will die" narratives.

Shitfluencer by TokenHash August 23, 2019

Shitflakes 

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

Shitflakes by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008