Shit Cranker

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Some one who is fluent in lying, and imense loads of stupidity pour out of their mouths.

Allen: "I fucked your donkey's ball sack with a vagina."
Anybody: "Shut the fuck up, you friggen Shit Cranker."

Shit Cranker by The Schonz Bros. July 23, 2007

Words you can keep

shit cracker

Natchei Nails uses this when she's pissed off

it means "son of a bitch" or "shit" "fuck the world"
it also means crackers full of shit

Natchei Nails (Friend ID:40973734) said on myspace today
"Go eat shit crackers" because she was pissed and frustrated

shit cracker by Thomas the Train January 22, 2008

Related Words

Shit Cranker • Shit Crackers • cracker ass shit • shit cranked • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced

Shit Crackers

Crackers that are stale or have been made soggy in any way. Usually eaten with Cheese Piss.

Ol' Greg really loves those Shit Crackers with some Bailey's to dip 'em in. What a Shitgoose he is...

Shit Crackers by Jimmy Sway March 31, 2010

Shit Crackers

a phrase that is used much like "Son of a bitch." Used mostly to discribe disappointment.

I walked to my car in the parking lot and said "Ahhhhh Shit Crackers!" due to the fact that someone had keyed my honda.

Shit Crackers by Mike Lent October 30, 2003

shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.

i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.

shit cracker by Digothy March 12, 2023

cracker ass shit

Dumb shit

That fuckin soy pizza delivery guy is a cracker ass shit!

cracker ass shit by Aaron June 30, 2003

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

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