Shit Crackers

Crackers that are stale or have been made soggy in any way. Usually eaten with Cheese Piss.
Ol' Greg really loves those Shit Crackers with some Bailey's to dip 'em in. What a Shitgoose he is...
by Jimmy Sway March 31, 2010
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Shit Crackers

a phrase that is used much like "Son of a bitch." Used mostly to discribe disappointment.
I walked to my car in the parking lot and said "Ahhhhh Shit Crackers!" due to the fact that someone had keyed my honda.
by Mike Lent October 30, 2003
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Natchei Nails uses this when she's pissed off

it means "son of a bitch" or "shit" "fuck the world"
it also means crackers full of shit
Natchei Nails (Friend ID:40973734) said on myspace today
"Go eat shit crackers" because she was pissed and frustrated
by Thomas the Train January 23, 2008
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you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.
i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.
by Digothy March 13, 2023
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