Shirt Your Pants

Shirting your pants is a metaphor for shoveling worn sweaty rags into a shirt and then marinating it in blood and pee. You take the 'shirted' item, place it in some pants, preferably an expensive pair by the Shirtee, and nail it to their doorstep. Shirt on fire is, as you can guess, a variant where the Shirter sets the Shirtee's Shirted pants on fire.

"Yo man, I just shirted my mum's pants!" "Haha! Oh, Jerry, you're a psychopath." "Watch out, man, I'll shirt your pants too..."

by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021

National Shit Your Pants Day

National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.

David: Why're you eating so much?

Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic

by TheRealJodgd April 17, 2021

I’ll shit your pants

An insult meant to throw your opponent off their game. It can end an argument or leave an opening to stun them before you storm into their closet looking for a pair of pants to actually shit in.

Try me bitch. I’ll shit your pants.

by Kate PaTaylor Swift January 18, 2021

shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

by druman930 July 12, 2011

shit your pants

1 To make feces in your drawers
2 to become excited or overjoyed
3 To be scared or surprised

1 Dude, did you shit your pants?
2 Shannon asked you out and you shit your pants
3 When that bomb went off, you shit your pants

by todd's big dick January 21, 2008

shit your pants

V. To become upset; get angry.

"You spent the money I gave you for baby food on cigarettes!?!?"
"Aw, don't shit your pants. That kid eats better than I do."

by DrewThreeFour May 18, 2008

shit your pants capade

Scared shitless numerous times in a 24 hour period by the same person...

I usually drive but Last night I let friend drive and I seriously had a shit your pants capade by how many time I thought going to die, especially when she made a left at a long left turn sign and was going the wrong direction on the opposite side of the street.

by Roqem May 26, 2017