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Shirt Dickin’ 

For a man to wear a shirt but no pants or underwear
My clothes were in the washer so I was shirt dickin’ all day
Shirt Dickin’ by lewyville June 14, 2023
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Shirt-Dickin' 

Shirt-Dicking: The active only wearing a shirt leaving one's bait and tackle to swing in the breeze like a church bell.
Ever pooped in the Philippines? You never knew your BH could breath so clearly after, only problem is youre Shirt-Dickin' your dignity while you use a butt-sponge to car-wash dinner off your turd-cutter.

Shit Dickin

When two gay guys have sex and forget to dousche. Or slang for homosexual men
When Manuel and Tony were roomates i caught those two shit dickin several times
Shit Dickin by Dickassin March 24, 2017

Short Dicking 

When you either penetrate a fine hoe with the tip of your penis and make small thrusts or you fully penetrate and then make small thrusts. It's not very good for anyone. It is only advisable to people who suffer from premature ejaculation.
Fine Hoe: "Filip was short dicking me last night, it was terrible"
Short Dicking by RustyMandla March 17, 2017

shit dicking 

Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.
"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"
shit dicking by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008

shit-dicking 

Using one's dick to push in the shit of another. Primarily used to describe the "male" in a homosexual relationship ; Shit-dick, Shit-dicker, Shit-dicked
"Man that stiltzdaddy has been shit-dicking a TON of dudes lately."

Shit dickins 

used to describe a very a shitty situation.
"yo i only got a little bit of weed" says chris. "let me see yo" says palmer. chris shows amount. "oh man thats shit dickins" Plamer says.
Shit dickins by Palmer Gross October 24, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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