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Shirt Bail

The act of removing oneself from one's shirt or outer layer of clothing in order to escape harm from some sort of grip.
Jim: You're ripping my shirt!

Jon: I'm sorry, Jim. Maybe you should consider a shirt bail next time.
by Ernard.B October 1, 2008
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Shirtballs

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.
"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."
by Racer XXX February 3, 2019
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Skirtbail

(Adjective) when you trip on your skirt.
She skirtbailed on the sidewalk.
by Your-Bovine May 1, 2020
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Shitbail

Shitbailing is a delicate process of running as fast as one can away from an awkward situation. One must call out Shitbail! before running.
When a man is having sexual relations with a female for the fun of it, believing there are no strings attached and the female asks to "Take it to the next level." (having a relationship that might mean something) the man must proceed to shout out "SHITBAIL" as loud as possible and run the hell away.
by Ben and Paul July 24, 2008
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