shires 

Short for the Berkshires as in Berkshire County, Massachusettes

"We're heading to the shires for the weekend"

shires by C V F K F May 26, 2008

esme freya shires 

A cute, perfect, amazinggggg, fun, out going, understanding girl that I luv with my life she is so special and understands you in the hardest times she also is really funny and is super interesting always being nice and cute. She is also my favourite person in the world she is my luv and life and I can't ever stop thinking of her, it's such an honour and privilege to be with her and you could be the luckiest person in the world to have someone as perfect as her she will never let you down

Esme Freya Shires is so cute, so cute

esme freya shires by Mr homless September 29, 2020

Pulling a Shires 

"Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.

Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"

Pulling a Shires by GynaBFW March 2, 2009

beaches and shores

A subtle rhyming metonymy for "bitches and whores"

Male 1: You'll get over it.
Male 2: Yeah, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Female: What are you guys talking about?
Male 1: Beaches and shores. Beaches and shores.

beaches and shores by lybrel June 25, 2010

Joe Shiesty 

The best QB to ever play for the Cincinnati Bengals

Marty: Joe Shiesty is dropping dimes!

E: That's because he's the best QB in Cincinnati Bengals history.

Joe Shiesty by Cheeseconeys January 15, 2022

Joe shiesty 

Shiesty, meaning something that is inconsiderate or deceitful, while paired with the name Joe makes Joe Shiesty. Joe means Joe Burrow, who is an American quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals and mostly all of the time joe just simply does not give a single damn about your nfl defense and will perform shiesty maneuvers on the other teams defense. Sometimes resulting in players wives saying the refs must’ve won the game for them.

-Dude, did you hear about patty Mahomes wife tweeting the refs won the game?

- ya dude, joe shiesty really out here

Joe shiesty by ColesArmy January 4, 2022

menless shirts 

The sexier alternative to shirtless men as it is just a fucking shirt.

Guy 1: What's hotter than shirtless men?

Guy 2: Menless shirts are obviously hotter.

menless shirts by TheRodykell May 20, 2021