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A lesser-known technical term for a severely mentally disabled person.
IE; moron, imbicile, idiot

Also slang for exceptionally runny & smelly feces.
"That poor little shimric from down the street rode by in his mother's car and he had finger-painted the window with his own shit. The worst part he was licking it, too."

"I visited Iowa and I brought back the worst case of shimric. I was on the toilet for days."
Shimric by Chickenface McGee November 27, 2012
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A name commonly given to a female. She is chill and collective, but can get a little crazy at times. Is often very excitable and will be there for you when you're feeling down. Also, when saying the name you must carry out the "E".
person uno: SHIRICEEEEEE!
shirice: yeah..?
Shirice by cmoneyyy =) April 7, 2008
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If you know a Simrick chances are she’s so vegan and absolutely HATES chicken. She has immense skills when it comes to TikTok dances and is so funny-especially when it comes to memes. Simrick’s hate their history teachers that don’t let them sit next to their friends. A Simrick is a great friend, so if you know one get that vegan friendship.
Person 1: I’m vegan now!!
Person 2: why I thought you loved meat?
Person 1: Simrick just taught me the benefits of veganism

Simrick: hehehe
simrick by Sherlockw January 22, 2020

shitricide 

Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.
oh man, your putt like your shitricidal

haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide

=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide
shitricide by john really brown April 30, 2006

shimriya 

Someone who is outstanding, amazing, courageous, caring, hot asf a good leader and person.Kind isn’t afraid of anything.Small but fiesty, bold would be a great GIRLFRIEND that all your friends would be jealous of.Alternate name for g.o.a.t. Shimriya is just unique and amazing in every way.
Are you sure her name isn’t Shimriya
AWWW your the SHIMRIYA of the team Devin
Shimriya is hot as f*ck
shimriya by April Vasquez May 20, 2018

shimrith 

A hot sexy guy who has a problem with energy drinks
Shimrith I love you
shimrith by 999/1400 January 9, 2023
A cool Isreali girl who I think is from another planet
Shimrit by Zolotta May 21, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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