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Marauder Shields 

the greatest video game boss to ever exist. unlike majority of in-game bosses who fight the protagonist because of conflicting ideals, Marauder Shields, an indoctrinated turian husk from Mass Effect 3 armed with only an assault rifle opposes the protagonist in hopes of preventing the said protagonist from entering the conduit and experiencing a crappy ending.

His legacy carries on to the campaign to retake the great Bioware franchise, and his name has become synonymous with hope brought upon from sacrifice.
Honor Marauder Shields' sacrifice, retake mass effect 3!

After seeing the krogan, salarians, geth, rachni and the quarians work together to retake Palaven, Garrus Vakarrian's marauder shields helped him to get through the war.

he is a marauder for he stole our hearts
he is shields for he protected us
he lived as a generic enemy character, he died a hero.
RIP Marauder Shields

Doing a Shiellsy

Feeling the need to fuck off from your mates and pay extortionate taxi fees for the sake of one more pint
"Here Stu where's Chris"
"Think he has gone to the bog"
"Dont be ridiculous he's been gone half an hour, he is definitely doing a Shiellsy"

Shields Shuffle 

The art of switching urinals mid flow. Applying a stop/start system.

Origins;
Thee Ryan Shields made an emergency urinal shuffle owing to the danger of an over flow.

Location of origin; Harvester bar and restaurant, Queensway , Lytham St. Anne's-on-the-Sea.

Current record - 16 shuffles
"Guys I just did my first Shields Shuffle".

*Everyone claps, cheers or sheds a tear.
Some start to hit themselves with inflatable hammers.*
Shields Shuffle by The Chaps March 20, 2014

Skeet Shields 

Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.
Paris Hilton's skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.
Skeet Shields by NoleRalph October 25, 2008

Bumping Shields 

The awkward moment when you're double teaming a girl and the guys balls bump into each other.
Two guys nuts touched each other while double teaming a girl but they weren't quite sure if it was bumping shields.
Bumping Shields by Mayur February 3, 2013

bobby shields 

To cock block your friends, though you have no chance of scoring anyway--shielding your friends from possibly scoring.
I can't believe that bobby shields move, he has a girlfriend of five years, has no chance with this girl, and he still has to cock block me with Barbara.
bobby shields by Bobby Simon September 30, 2006