shmated 

Shit faded

We are going to get shmated tonight!

shmated by Apickles June 10, 2020

shmasted 

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

shmasted by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

shmagedingaled 

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.

-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“

shmagedingaled by Xrimbi January 22, 2014

shkated 

So faded beyond belief usually a high from weed or wax

I wish i didn't smoke all of that tree, im so shkated i mopped the carpet!

shkated by sue carpenter hirko April 1, 2017

shmaded 

Drunk off your ass. To the point where you can't exactly see straight.

Last night after all those shots I was SHMADED!

shmaded by bia bia April 22, 2006

Shmate 

To fornicate

I just love to Shmate on Tuesdays.

Shmate by tiff7290 September 23, 2010

shmamed 

to be smashed and hammered

dude man, i'm getting so shmamed tonight!

shmamed by KateLibonati June 11, 2006