Shfagger

Aslo known as (shfaggbag) is a dirty bastard with a cock shoved up his ass

Chase stop beeing a fucking shfagger and get the cock out of your ass.

by blumpdaddy December 21, 2009

Phantom Shagger

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

Top Shagger WillNE

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous

“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

by Square head 8388 July 5, 2018

Mad-Shagger

Someone who frequently engages in excessive, random fornication with anyone or anything.

A: Ciaran had sex with ten girls, four sheep and a fire hydrant last month!
B: Wow, I envy his stamina. What a Mad-Shagger!

fornication, sheep, fire hydrant, shag, bone

by tobiwankanobie May 30, 2014

top shagger

someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to shag

friend: who do you think is a top shagger?

me: ah definitely that WillNE guy

by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018

Shaggered

1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.

“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”

by Vlandor May 28, 2019

Top Shagger

A man who stands above the simple shagger. ‘Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.

Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.

by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018