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Similar to retox, shetox is the attempted process of reversing the effect of being around females.

It is rumoured that Einstein once theorised that as a corollary to his theory of relativity, the affect of being around females too often is relative to the individual's usual level of exposure, as highlighted below.

Shetox is the antomym of hetox.
Dude, you just got out of the army. It's far too soon to shetox.

Abraham, you're really starting to wax my bonnet with your talk about love and life. I think it's time you shetox.
Shetox by Jezztor August 26, 2009

shetox/hetox 

A "shetox" or a "hetox" are both essentially a cleansing of the opposite sex from one's life. They can be focused on one individual (cleansing one's ex-boyfriend or girlfriend from one's life) or they can be a result of a stressful period of time that involves too much dating/random sex.

A spin-off of the term "detox", in which one cleanses their body from built up toxins by only eating certain healthy foods and not ingesting any processed foods, alcohol or drugs (caffeine included) for a set amount of time (usually 30 days, or less for more intensive detoxes), a shetox/hetox involves going for 60 days or more without ANY interaction with the opposite sex, i.e. NO phone calls, no emails, NO text messages, NO dating, NO sex, NO CONTACT, NO MATTER WHAT.

The point of the shetox/hetox is to clear one's mind and rebalance one's emotions after a time of particularly intense mental and emotional stress and/or heartache. Put simply, a hetox/shetox allows one to focus on oneself and get back to a place of healthy heart and mind, and basically, to get over the ex.
The break-up was so ugly that the couple mutually decided to embark on a 60 day shetox/hetox from each other.
A period of time when a married mans missus is away, during which time he cleanses his system of her wholesome influences. A welcome relapse into batchelorhood ways of drinking, wanking, and curry eating himself to death.
Friend: Alright Nick, wow you look like shit
Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"
She-Tox by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005

shetofuku 

When you are trying to say shut the fuck up but have a mouth full of taters and biscuits.
(With a mouth full) Hey Wawee, shetofuku bruva. Listen to momma

Shetopia 

An imagined place made by and for self-made women. In this female paradise, the planet has reached full gender equality; both women and men working together for a better world where no one is short-changed, undercut or cut-off.

The word was first used by brand Sally Hansen in their film ‘Shetopia,’ celebrating self-made women everywhere in the name of their self-made founder, Sally Hansen.
In my Shetopia, women would count their money, not calories.
Shetopia by Sally1957 October 2, 2017
A shit, as in defecation. Can be used as a verb or a noun.
I am going to take a massive shitox.

I am going to shitox.
shitox by hdsokwadls August 8, 2006