Shelterive

the word that is used to describe a parent/guardian who is both sheltering and protective. While they both have similar meanings, this word is just funnier to say.

" Yeah, you know how my mom is. She's very shelterive"

by D4M4SCUS November 25, 2020

Shelterbelt

The shittiest program ever written. Shelterbelt is a filtering proxy written by Twotrees that blocks every fucking thing on the Internet of any value whatsoever (even Bing and Google Mobile, and Bing is the default search provider on the entire network). It blocks most proxy sites (and if it doesn't, once you actually use the proxy, you're instantly suspended from the Internet and your activity and username are recorded and sent to the admin), but Ultrasurf and TOR work just fine when their proxy settings are configured correctly.

Student A: Hey, why don't you look that up on Bing?
Student B: *types keywords into IE search bar* DAMNIT! SHELTERBELT BLOCKED IT!
Student A: But how? It's the default search engine on our entire network?
Student B: Ask our network admin after preschool and his daily nap.

by AK47Jenks December 25, 2010

Sheltercove

Sheltercove a.k.a. Shelterhood is the hoodest and most essential area of Toms River where ever member of Toms River High School East has visited at least once. During the day, you can bike or longboard to this outstanding ghetto bay beach and you get a classy view of Seaside Heights a.k.a. Sleezeside right across it. There's also some real nice jungle gym sets and volleyball courts with the nets and balls always conveniently missing. There's also cracked tennis courts and soccer fields that always flood. There's also an annual Sheltercove Beach "Party" every summer where Bob Marley look-a-likes perform on stage while there's vendors selling shitty food and purses. During the night, it's the area everyone goes to on their boring, useless Friday nights to smoke a boge, get laid, or just chill with friends listening to bullshit music hella loud. It also doubles as the spot to exchange booze or illegal substances, so pigs tend to roam the area. Despite Shelterhood's rough appearances, the kids in Shelterhood are like no other. They are proud motherfuckers who take no one's shit and will defend their home til the death.

- Yo man, nothing's going on tonight. What should we do?
- Chill at Sheltercove I guess.
- Alright sounds good.

-Don't mess with him. He's from Sheltercove.

by Squidney711 April 6, 2011

sheltering the homeless

Making sure less fortunate people who started with less opportunity get the food and shelter they need in order to survive.

Sheltering the homeless is good, its moral as well as a help to society.

by Michael/halfamitten/mpd November 10, 2005

Crotch-sheltering

Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.

Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*

Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*

Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams May 22, 2018

Bomb Sheltering

The part of a shroom/DXM/acid trip when everyone is too tripped out to say anything. It feels like everyone else is dead and you are in a bomb shelter.

Dude: ...
Other dude: ...
Third dude: This is total bomb sheltering.

by GOD lol May 25, 2006

Shelterism

The act of sheltering your child from every “bad” thing in the world until adulthood, causing multiple social disorders.

My poor friend’s parents practice shelterism.

by Probel Chuvak August 14, 2018