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Swellfie 

To take a "selfie" after you've hit the gym and you're swollen. Normally posted to Instagram or Twitter or sent in a Snapchat, to make yourself appear to be bigger than you actually are. Mainly taken by "bros", and insecure people who need others to reassure them that they are the most muscular douchebag around.
I looked like a total douche taking a swellfie in the locker room but the girls on Instagram will love it.
Swellfie by Gutcheck July 4, 2014
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swellfie 

I took a swellfie. I was proud.
swellfie by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016

Smellfie 

You fart near someone you're about to take a selfie with, and take the picture just as they indulge in your delicious aroma.
You should have seen the look on her face when I took that smellfie. Priceless!
Smellfie by RickJames5885 March 3, 2015

Smellfie 

To fart and then waft it towards your own face.
Russ: Dude, why are you smiling like that?

Buzz: Because I just did a really impressive smellfie, I'd share it with you, but then it wouldn't be a smellfie.
Smellfie by Efty November 28, 2013
John Michael just took a post workout swelfie.
swelfie by Johnmichael476 December 9, 2013

Shellfie 

A photograph of oneself or a group including oneself that features any type of shell, including seashells and turtle shellsA photograph of oneself or a group including oneself that features any type of shell, including seashells and turtle shells
"Hey Jim, thats a cool shell over there, lets take a shellfie with it."
"Good idea Bob."
Shellfie by ShellfieKing August 23, 2014