When you're playing mariokart, you're in the lead and you're doing great and then the person in 12th place blue shells you It literally helped that guy in no way at all and now your shocked, dazed, confused and upset.
by Random Stranger You Don't Know June 28, 2022
A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.
by Xerxes November 12, 2004
by William Nanemahoo December 12, 2003
Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 02, 2018
A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.
Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves
by KossB May 01, 2006
When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
by Lil Lep January 25, 2018
Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me.
Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.
Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked
Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.
Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked
by GreasemanLangley January 28, 2010