Shelambion 

In church sometimes the pastor will read a verse that says God will lead the Sheep, the Lamb, and the Lion to a place they can all live together with there own kind. A Shelambion is a person that strongly relates to someone who has a Sheep, Lamb, and Lion's heart all in one. This person will not attack when threatened, instead there personality makes them want to help all kinds of people nomatter who they are or what they've done but if they feel truly threatened they will attack and kill anything that directs danger toward the undeserving. They will ruthlessly kill if they need to, but there main objective is to bring all kinds of human together to a point where we can all live in the same place and be happy with what we are.

A Shelambion will kill a evil lion without hesitation, but will also save a lamb from a hungry lion and spare that lions life at the same time. Then they will then serve food to the same lamb and lion while inviting some sheep to have leftovers. The world is changing. We need Shelambions to create a stable future.

Shelambion by The1Shelambion July 8, 2022

shelationship 

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".

John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"

shelationship by MC A.G. August 6, 2010

shenambiens

The shenanigans that occur when one takes Ambien.

Thanks to my shenambiens the other night, I now have a braided mohawk and 4 new pairs of the same shoes.

shenambiens by EtymoloGenius August 26, 2020

Shelationship 

Hoes before bros

When you're husband being a dick you're shelationship keeps you strong.

Shelationship by Fire Mama June 28, 2018