Shegangle
Sexual intercourse
Shegangle by Ashton COOCHER January 27, 2010
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Shmangleisted
when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....
Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....
Shmangleisted by LaurRREEENNN January 7, 2008
shmangled
the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.
the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
shrangle
A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "strangle" (a la "slithy" or "mimsy") meaning to strangle someone with such force, you poop your pants.
"Remember that German girl I met at the bar last night? When we got to her dorm room, she wanted me to shrangle her..."
"Well, did you?"
"Fuck yeah I did! But I straight up destroyed the sheets on her bed..."
"Well, did you?"
"Fuck yeah I did! But I straight up destroyed the sheets on her bed..."
Shagmangle
The unexpected arrival of a family member to your home (usually on a friday night) , thus fucking up your weekend plans to get absolutely wasted/naked all weekend
Sorry darling my sisters just turned up after leaving her husband...looks like you'll have to put some clothes on and break out the chardonnay and milk tray, that's made a shagmangle of the weekend
Shagmangle by JRL1973 June 22, 2011