shrangle

A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "strangle" (a la "slithy" or "mimsy") meaning to strangle someone with such force, you poop your pants.

"Remember that German girl I met at the bar last night? When we got to her dorm room, she wanted me to shrangle her..."

"Well, did you?"

"Fuck yeah I did! But I straight up destroyed the sheets on her bed..."

shrangle by Bouzsi December 3, 2018

latino strangler

When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.

Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.

latino strangler by Running out of patience December 19, 2008

scrangle 

Various snacks and beverages obtained from a corner shop or similar establishments.

Examples of prime scrangles include Kinder Buenos, Doritos and Fruit Twist Fanta.

The term was coined by the hardest roadman in the hood of Cheltenham

Roadman 1: I'm bloody starved fam

Roadman 2: Let's get some scrangles from the Londis then you melt

Roadman 1: Good shout my son

scrangle by Scrangleman123 January 3, 2016

The Stranglers 

The Stranglers are a great band. Much talent for creating excellent melodies, have been associated with punk rock, though they themselves and many do not consider themselves punk properly. Also associated with New Wave and Gothic movements, but The Stranglers are definitely in a class of their own, unconstrained by such genre definitions. Their bassist Jean Jacques, has a distinctive sound that has been an influence on all the best bassists. They were known to fight their audiences and win, being originally a pub rock band. Very witty lyrics, more subtle than other bands of their time, such as Sex Pistols.

Whatever happened to all the heroes? All the Shakespearoes? They watched their Rome burn...

Bearcaaaage..

The Stranglers forever!

The Stranglers by Dick Donkeysaber June 17, 2006

Wrangler Strangler 

When you're walking or riding with friends and spot a jeep wrangler, you are to place both hands around their neck and gently "strangle" them while shouting "Wrangler Strangler!"or simply pointing at the vehicle.

It is unnecessary to say licence after a wrangler strangler because it is understood that the 'strangler' cannot be strangled.

The phrase was coined by a small group of Bronx teens in the early 2010s.

*Please don't seriously strangle your friends, that's rude*

(Jeep Wrangler drives by)

Toni: Wrangler strangler!

(Strangles Steph)

Stephanie: Wrangler strangler!

(Strangles Donna)

Donna: Bitch!

Wrangler Strangler by That White Sauce February 2, 2013

Nipple Strangler 

A person who gets satisfaction out of repeated attempts to physically hurt another persons nipple(s).

Nipple Stranglers have extremely deceptive ways and should be feared at all costs.

Nipple Strangler by LoyalEmployee October 9, 2019

Starch Strangler

When you consume a dry, starchy food that causes a blockade in the oesophagus, which eventually leads to dry-heaving, in a repugnant manner. Usually results in death by asphyxiation.

“Hey Rick, did you here what happened to little Rodney”.”He got Starch Strangler eating a whole loaf of bread with no butter”.

Starch Strangler by Starch Strangler July 6, 2021