Sheephog

Originally from Limerick, a Sheephog is a traveller's guardian; commonly perched on the dashboard of a vehicle to bring good luck and to ward off bad drivers - in particular Range Rover (BOFmobile), Mini and Porsche drivers. They warn of impending road ass-hattery by emitting a pungent odour from their rear ends.

Dark green in colour, Sheephogs are actually sheep but look like hedgehogs to the untrained eye - hence the name 'Sheephog'. They are ridiculously hard to find, and if you're lucky enough to get one, you must take very good care of it.

Sheephogs can't stand bacon but love sprouts. They carry mystical powers, too...so you should never say anything that may incur their wrath whilst within earshot.

"I've had two flat tyres this week and all the electrics have gone wrong in my car!"

"That's because you insulted the Sheephog. You should never insult the Sheephog."

by MuckleFlugga September 24, 2013

Full Sheepdog

Living, breathing and bleeding all things law enforcement or military. Wears tactical clothing outside of work, gets tattoos related to being a protector. Never shuts off cop mode. Also seen heavily in police and military impersonators trying desperately to over compensate for the fact that they are not in the aforementioned professions.

Hey did you see Jim the other day? He had someone pulled over on the side of the road in his personal car on his day off. He's gone FULL SHEEPDOG.

by That-Polish-Guy October 8, 2019

sheepdog

1. Certain special people, who watch over the rest of the people. The rest are called sheep. Sheepdogs prevent the 'wolves' or bad people/things from hurting the sheep. Sheepdogs understand violence is sometimes necessary in order to protect the sheep. The sheep really don't like the sheepdog. Sheep prefer to go along their merry way, oblivious to the perils of life. Sheep tolerate sheepdogs' existance in order to keep the wolves away.

1. Police, soldiers, firefighters. A Sheepdog protects sheep from wolves.

by SmokenSmolder March 16, 2007

Sheepdoggin'

The sexual act of dressing a well-fed female in a sheep costume and chasing her around a house and then having sex with her. Howling and bleating are encouraged.

Man I'm tired, I've been sheepdoggin' randos all night.

I can't believe Robbie took me sheepdoggin' on the first date.

by Lorenzo the Luchador May 16, 2011

What am I, a sheepdog?

Common phrase said when cut off and forced to awkwardly walk behind your friends rather than adjacent to them

*walking behind friends*
What am I, a sheepdog?

by sheepdog12 November 14, 2012

sheepdog high

The stage of an "under-the-influence" experience where one wanders in aimless circles for any given period of time, particularly around an object such as a couch or a table. This sort of perpetual, stoned circling looks much like a sheepdog's constant walk around a herd of animals. One who is affected by a sheepdog high is often too lost in thought (or dopamine) to notice their behavior, and therefore it continues until someone points out how weird they look or until the individual realizes it on their own.

"Greg was totally sheepdog high last night; he wandered around the coffee table for, like, twenty minutes before Steve asked him what the fuck he was doing."

"I got wayyy too baked last night, I kept sheepdoggin' around the living room for no reason."

by jadopotato November 4, 2009

sheepdogging

When someone is walking beside you and they don't observe a straight line, but rather move into you in (unintentional) repeated, subtle bumps, much like a sheepdog herding cattle, forcing you off your intended path.

The sheepdogger is the one pushing; the sheepdoggee is the one getting pushed.

Dude! Quit sheepdogging me!

by LindyBelen June 9, 2011