Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

by Elisecruz May 1, 2010

wind shear

A Sudden "wall" of wind, either horizontally or vertically, can be 650 MPH! Planes have to be careful of it. It can make them Crash!

On that flight, she prayed for there to not be any wind shears.

by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Shmeat Up

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.

Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?

by shmeaty bastards April 5, 2015

Shear me bitch

When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.

I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!

by Mattwest June 9, 2015

Shear Me

New hit single which will make you famous.

Andre's new Shear Me single is great!

by linkwatchesyou October 29, 2011

Industrial Shear

Two very fat lesbians, scissoring

Wow, I couldn't get any sleep last night, the bull dikes upstairs were really working that industrial shear

by mong005e November 13, 2011

Shay Shear

The Coolest Mother fucker in the world and wont back down to nothing.

Hey bro if you don't back off i'm going to Shay Shear you!!

by Richard Harry Cranium July 17, 2012