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Can't be arsed, I'm gonna do a Shears
Shears by smugbabe September 6, 2010

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.
The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Crocodile Shears 

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.
When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.
Crocodile Shears by Argonak April 12, 2008

Britney Shears 

The new moniker for Britney Spears, after she SHAVED HER HEAD!!!
"What is Britney Shears thinking with that head?"
Britney Shears by MSG February 19, 2007

jake shears 

Hot lead singer for the band scissor sisters,he's gay and fabulous. known for taking his clothes off or having them taken off by his band mate ana matronic

Jake isn't his real name it's Jason

He's incredibly pretty and funny.

He once married himself.

He has a nice ass
Jake Shears - His abs are very lickable

Jake Shears - He's soooo gay, I love him

Jake Shears - He's naked!
jake shears by Kylie S. December 9, 2008

jake shears 

Hot lead singer for the band scissor sisters,he's gay and fabulous. known for taking his clothes off or having them taken off by his band mate ana matronic

Jake isn't his real name it's Jason

He's incredibly pretty and funny.

He once married himself.
He has a nice ass
Jake Shears - His abs are very lickable

Jake Shears - He's soooo gay, I love him

Jake Shears - He's naked!
jake shears by Kylie S December 9, 2008
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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