shears 

a person that is not part of a larger group. Such groups are jocks, preps, nerds. A shears is a person that doesn't fit into any of the said groups.

"That Mike kid is a total shears."

shears by Michael Shears April 6, 2007

Shears 

A total evasion of work

Can't be arsed, I'm gonna do a Shears

Shears by smugbabe September 6, 2010

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

Crocodile Shears 

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.

When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.

Crocodile Shears by Argonak April 12, 2008

Britney Shears 

The new moniker for Britney Spears, after she SHAVED HER HEAD!!!

"What is Britney Shears thinking with that head?"

Britney Shears by MSG February 19, 2007

jake shears 

Hot lead singer for the band scissor sisters,he's gay and fabulous. known for taking his clothes off or having them taken off by his band mate ana matronic

Jake isn't his real name it's Jason

He's incredibly pretty and funny.

He once married himself.

He has a nice ass

Jake Shears - His abs are very lickable

Jake Shears - He's soooo gay, I love him

Jake Shears - He's naked!

jake shears by Kylie S. December 9, 2008

jake shears 

Hot lead singer for the band scissor sisters,he's gay and fabulous. known for taking his clothes off or having them taken off by his band mate ana matronic

Jake isn't his real name it's Jason

He's incredibly pretty and funny.

He once married himself.

He has a nice ass
Jake Shears - His abs are very lickable

Jake Shears - He's soooo gay, I love him

Jake Shears - He's naked!

jake shears by Kylie S December 9, 2008