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An expression of superiority used by many males and some females on their partners after sexual intercourse. The superior person urinates all over his or hers companion, degrading them, making them feel the inferior person in the relationship. Sometimes used for recreational purposes.

Dude, she wigged me out, i had just pulled a Lord Byron on her and then she asked me to Shear her, so I had to run.

Shear by Alex Sklar May 24, 2004

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shear

A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.

Dude, did you see that Shear? It was insane!

shear by Alex Sklar's Twin May 25, 2004

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Shear

A verb, meaning to pick up girls without having to talk, just grind it.

Did you see Dave with that little girl?

-Yeah, he's shearing it up so hard on the dance floor, he will probably bag it tonight.

Shear by reginaspizza April 5, 2009

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shear

v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another

I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment

shear by Melissa March 22, 2003

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Shear

To ejaculate into the anus.

She torque on my shaft 'till I shear.

Shear by RedshiftVelocities April 10, 2024

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Shear me bitch

When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.

I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!

Shear me bitch by Mattwest June 9, 2015

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Shear Me

New hit single which will make you famous.

Andre's new Shear Me single is great!

Shear Me by linkwatchesyou October 29, 2011

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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