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To shjazzle is to make female and male private parts look terrible in their appearance, often accidently.
Also, to really make something look bad when trying to make it look good.
Dame Edna often shjazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.
Shjazzle by John J Black August 12, 2012

Shazzle Sticks 

Shazzle sticks; slang, meaning for sure or damn straight
After Jeremy beat the shit out of Dave, Ryan asked if it felt good. Jeremy replied "hell yeah! Fo shazzle sticks!"
Shazzle Sticks by suitepac March 4, 2010
to be dramatically shocked, or extremely joyful.
Damn that nigga shadazzled me with all that weed!
shadazzle by Killa Cuz December 15, 2008

boom shazzle 

An all purpose word whose meaning changes depending on useage.
That's so boom shazzle.
-- That's so cool.

That's boom shazzle...
-- That's stupid...

Dude, what is your problem? That was so boom shazzle.
-- Dude, what is your problem? That was so fucked.
boom shazzle by Kaelith January 19, 2007

Platinum Shazzle 

Any liquid sprayed, shot, flung, or projected from one's person that has a disease of multiple diseases in it. Such liquid is known to contain the "platinum splash." Said liquid is known as "shazzle," which is generally in one form or another used to describe ejaculate, or projectile of liquid excitement.
Jimmy shot his platinum shazzle all over Hector's back, and it was a gruesome moment to witness indeed.

Shazzle Dazzle 

A phrase used to describe the most incredible people on the planet - nay, the universe. Very few are special enough to have this name attributed to them, and if you are lucky enough to find someone with SHAZZLE DAZZLE, you must treasure them, for they are more rare than red heads with blue eyes…
Person 1: Oh my god. I think that girl might have SHAZZLE DAZZLE
Person 2: WAIT. I think you are right. Her Shazzle dazzle just bedazzled me!