To shjazzle is to make female and male private parts look terrible in their appearance, often accidently.
Also, to really make something look bad when trying to make it look good.
Any liquid sprayed, shot, flung, or projected from one's person that has a disease of multiple diseases in it. Such liquid is known to contain the "platinum splash." Said liquid is known as "shazzle," which is generally in one form or another used to describe ejaculate, or projectile of liquid excitement.
Jimmy shot his platinumshazzleall over Hector's back, and it was a gruesome moment to witness indeed.
A phrase used to describe the most incredible people on the planet - nay, the universe. Very few are special enough to have this name attributed to them, and if you are lucky enough to find someone with SHAZZLE DAZZLE, you must treasure them, for they are more rare than red heads with blue eyes…
Person 1: Oh my god. I think that girl might have SHAZZLE DAZZLE
Person 2: WAIT. I think you are right. Her Shazzle dazzle just bedazzled me!