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Shame felt when shazam-ing a song that turns out to be performed by a lame band or artist
Guy: where's chris?

Girl: oh he doesn't come out with us anymore after he was shazamed by a one direction song
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A mixture of a shazza (vag pounder) and an eshay. Usually found at skate parks and pizza hut. will have fucked someone you know. His name is often fancy and starts with a J, e.g johrel.
Did ya see that bloke pulling a kickflip?
The one all the girls were lookin at?
Yeah him
100% shazaye i reckon mate
shazaye by chocablockcock February 6, 2017

shazam it 

The act of using the SHAZAM app to identify any song
Billy: "Yo, who sings that sweet tune?" Woodrow: "I don't know dude, SHAZAM it."
shazam it by frank da tank 75 April 28, 2010

Shazamnesia 

the act of repeatedly shazamming a song, not remembering that it was the 2nd, 3rd and 4th song you just shazammed.
I have complete and total shazamnesia about Pompeii by Bastille.
Shazamnesia by #idontknowwhatatagis September 4, 2013

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam 

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

Shazamiteishness 

A word describing the awesomeness of items/things, or after a particularly terrible verbal burn.

May also be used as 'nifty'. Or 'what is going on?' depending on tone of voice and context.

An exclamatory phrase.

May also be used as shazamite-effing-ishness.
I hate dogs. Shazamiteishness!

That is so cool. Shazamiteishness!

What the shazamiteishness?