Definitions by Officer_figpucker69

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam 

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"

"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017